Beanie Kids Blog - Knock Knock! Who’s there…?

Hi Beanie Fans,

“Knock Knock” jokes are my favourite kind of joke, so I thought I would share a few of my funniest ones with you. Hope you enjoy – and don’t forget to laugh…

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s There?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese! Just open the door and let me in!

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Nobel
Nobel who?
No bell so I’ll knock.

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep! beep!

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door !

· KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s there
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

Hope you all had a laugh Beanie Fans – I know I did hehehe

Happy Knock-Knockin BK fans,

147 Responses to “Knock Knock! Who’s there…?”

Jordsta on June 11th, 2008 wrote:

I’m Here- funny jokes BM
Jordsta on June 11th, 2008 wrote:

Woo hoo first comment!!!!
Tamsyn on June 11th, 2008 wrote:

cool jokes Bm. GO ME!!!!! 3rd!
Tamsyn on June 11th, 2008 wrote:
Sahbear on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Cool:)
Niamh on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

So cool
Jacob Pope on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Hi BM,
Your knock knock jokes were cool
Love Jacob Pope
rock chic on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Hey BM keep on sending the hilarious jokes
Alice on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

They were really funny!!
Claudia&Georgie******* on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

go me tenth + I love these jokes jk jk jk
Claudia on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

……………………………………………
Guardians of ga'hoole ROX on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

funny I liked the nobel one lol
Samantha on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

yeah, that one was funny. but they were all funny
nobody on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

loob looby loo!
nobody on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Tell me if you understand this! Ellohay Eaniebay Ansfay!
Darcy on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

they where soooooooooooo funny
Cinnamon on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Funny
I’m going to see bubblegum now
Courtney on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Dear BM I LOVE your jokes
Gk on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

BM you should write more jokes for us.
Nicola on June 12th, 2008 wrote:

Hey BM
The jokes were really funny. I agree… you should write more jokes for us.
Your #1 fan, Nicola
Tanna on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

21th Post!!!!

I would Love if i won at least 1 comp

Love ya xxx

Hav a GR8 DAY xx

From Tanna xx
Gabby likes pie on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock knock knock
who’s there? who’s there?
lettuce. me.
lettuce who? me who?
lettuce in! me, duh!
Gabby likes pie on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

hello peoples don’t 4get to enter of the latest competitions and win something!, well, at least try, and as my dad says, you gotta be in it to win it!
kimmi on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

kool jokes bm

from kim x
kimmi on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

any one there

kim
kaitlyn on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

COOL AND FUNNY
FROM KAITLYN
Laura on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

Just Fantastic I love the one about nobel!!!!!!!
taylah cruze on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

the jokes r funny BM.
ineaka on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

knock
knock
whos there
letus in
find out

lol
JESSICA ARMITAGE on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

more jokes bm
zabel bubbles on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

HI IM FAMOUS
NOT REALLY
stephanie on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

supid not funny and dum
kathrynw on June 13th, 2008 wrote:

cool
i got a joke.
knock knock
whos there
lettuce
lettuce who
let us in
get it
ha ha ha
:)
mikaela rox on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

that joke is funny kathrynw. hey kathrynw how do you get smiley faces
cause there realy kool.

here are the names of the bks i have:

. aurora the ice princes

. lulu the maltese bear

. scruffy the puppy bear

. gisele the ballarina bear

. laura the winter fashon bear

. cha-cha the ballroom dancing bear

so kathrynw how many bks do u have and wat r there names.
Rach on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Do u want to know a fact about this jokes…………………………….

Most of them are about people knocking on the door lol
Janelle on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

wow awesome jokes BM!!!!
ashleigh on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

YOUY KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WERE VERY COOL
ASHLEIGH
morgan on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

janelle
ashleigh on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

YOUR KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WERE VERY COOL
ASHLEIGH
rikku on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

lol they sure were funny
jb_luver on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

there funny
:]
tianna9 on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

hehe. very funny!!
im only new to this website so help me out!
tianna9 on June 14th, 2008 wrote:

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Princess SB on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

L.O.L!!!Those jokes are realy funny!! :) ;) :)

(Moooooooooooooooooooooooo!)

6!=720
Janelle on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

hi morgan how are you?
beanie fan on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

those jokes are great BM!!

From Your Greatest Beanie kid fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beanie fan on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

I like those jokes BM!!!!!There really funny too!!
tianna9 on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

hi. is any one from coorangbong p.s. please say your name
my name is tianna harrington 5/6k. bye!!!!!!!!! and those jokes were clasic!!!!!!!!
Anabella on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

any1 want to talk?
Anabella on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

guess not going to next blog
tianna9 on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

Anabella i will like to talk what school are u at??
tianna9 on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

guess not going in 2 mins
Annie Cheese on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

that was funny and awsome! :) :) :)
Caity Walton on June 15th, 2008 wrote:

crazy Bm! Love em!
Alicia on June 16th, 2008 wrote:

IM THE LAST COMMENT BOO HOO BUT BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS I PROBERLEY WOULDNT BE LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haylee gough on June 16th, 2008 wrote:

it’s so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya, 57th!
Anabella on June 16th, 2008 wrote:

any1 there?
Anabella on June 16th, 2008 wrote:

guess not
thomas on June 17th, 2008 wrote:

HI EVERY ONE
BK Girl on June 17th, 2008 wrote:

I liked some didn’t like others
tianna9 on June 18th, 2008 wrote:

hay every one. what doin?? if any one wants to talk please send message back!! or call 49731997. tianna.harrington
brownie on June 20th, 2008 wrote:

ha ha ha hay i have a joke but it’s not a knock knock joke.ok Q.why did polly put the kettle on?
A.she had nothing els to ware!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sharni on June 20th, 2008 wrote:

Hi my name is sharni
don’t forget to leavea comment

From
Sharni
Janelle on June 21st, 2008 wrote:

hi sharni how are you
bianca on June 21st, 2008 wrote:

oh my gosh

you arre like the funnniest thing i’ve ever known exept for my friend harley she is the funniest person i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kathryn on June 26th, 2008 wrote:

hey mikaela rox
sorry i took so long to reply.
to get the faces just click this ; while holding down shift so it ends up like this: then click the number 0 while holding shift and then click the space bar in will not come up while u r writing but when u send it will come up. Use the numer 9
ad u will get a sad face.
i have about 62 bks and 3 cuddly kids which includes the beanie master.
i don’t have a fav because they are all sooooooo cute.
how old are you because i am 9 terning 10.
tiannah peters on June 28th, 2008 wrote:

cant wait till
whats that “knock knock”
yipey a nother bk i hear
who will it be
what will he or she
look like dont run out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 mine no one elses who do you like? go the BK bears
BK's Rock on June 28th, 2008 wrote:

oh i can’t wait till we find out who’s there
“knock knock” oh my who’s that!
SOPH SOPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on June 30th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock
who’s there
lettuce
lettuce who?
lettuce in we’re cold!!!!!!!!!
lauren on June 30th, 2008 wrote:

knock, knock!
who`s there?
cattle
cattle who?
cattle purr if you pat it!
mikaela rox on July 1st, 2008 wrote:

(
hey kathrin sorry i took so long to reply.
thanks for telling me how to get the faces.
do u no u r the only 1 that has told me how to get the faces and i hav askd bout ova 50 people.
and u r the only one that has talked to me on the bk website.
u r the best person on the bk website officaly.

YOU ARE THE BEST

P.S.
WAT R THE NAMES OF UR BEANIE KIDS AND UR CUDLY KIDS
mikaela rox on July 1st, 2008 wrote:

(:
Elisa on July 5th, 2008 wrote:

where are the faces p.s.tell me please
Zoe on July 5th, 2008 wrote:

yeah
Tamsyn on July 5th, 2008 wrote:

here u r Elisa.

this : then this ) =

this : then this D =

this : then this P =

this : then this ( =

this ; then this ) =

this : then this x =

this : then this | =

this 8 then this ) =

i think thats all of them.

Cya Tam
Tamsyn on July 5th, 2008 wrote:

OOPS!!!!!!! forgot 1!!!!

this : then this o =
kathrynw on July 5th, 2008 wrote:

hey mikaela rox,
sorry i took so long to reply. I’m in Vic so i am on holidays so that means i had to go to my grans for a week and she DOES NOT have a COMPUTER!
anyway, 1 of my cuddly kids names r sruffy the puppy and the other 1 is called Lulu
the dog. I also have the BEANIE MASTER cuddly kid which there r only 2,000 in the
world.
i can’t name all my beanie kids or i will be on the computer till the cows come home but the day i am writing this it is my beanie kids birthday and his name is ding-bat.
and before in go i would like to show you some more faces.
this : then this ) =

this : then this D =

this : then this P =

this : then this ( =

this ; then this ) =

this : then this x =

this : then this | =

this 8 then this ) =

hope to hear from u soon.
and remember happy beanie hunting
hanna on July 6th, 2008 wrote:

hahaha funny funny jokes. I luv them all!!!!!
kathrynw on July 6th, 2008 wrote:

hey Hannah.
kathrynw on July 7th, 2008 wrote:

and mikaela rox,
there is also 1 other face.
this : then this o =
kristy on July 7th, 2008 wrote:

your jokes are the best my dad has herd in years.
kayla on July 8th, 2008 wrote:

:) :) :)BM
kathrynw on July 8th, 2008 wrote:

mikaela rox,
you already knew how to do the faces. i can see that because on the “Who’s Coming to Beanie Island” blog you asked Tamsyn how to get the faces in June and she answered.
kathrynw on July 8th, 2008 wrote:

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
ANYONE HERE?
kathrynw on July 8th, 2008 wrote:

:O
kathrynw on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

would someone talk to me!
Tamsyn on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

hiya
Tamsyn on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

u still there???
Tamsyn on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

plz be there!
Tamsyn on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

i guess ur not there. o well.
carla on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

they were funny i am a big fan hi to all of u who are reading it and rember reading makes u smarter hahahaha lol bye hope u enjoyed my messige.
harper dwyer on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

yo bm

u must b funny

seeya
harper dwyer on July 11th, 2008 wrote:

wait a sec

u r bm
kathrynw on July 12th, 2008 wrote:

Sorry Tamsyn i just was so angry that no one was talkin to me
r we cool?
Tamsyn on July 12th, 2008 wrote:

hi Kathrynw !

wana be friendz? im a lil weird but i guess evryone else in my F r weird aswell so i guess it wouldnt matter.

Cya Tam
Zoe on July 13th, 2008 wrote:

I still cant do smileys :8= ? still cant do it
Beanie Master on July 13th, 2008 wrote:

Hehe I love jokes!

I will have to ask Giggles the Clown Bear to post some up as well!
monica on July 14th, 2008 wrote:

hi
kathrynw on July 14th, 2008 wrote:

sure Tamsyn.
amyleeangel on July 18th, 2008 wrote:

hi

i boarded a plane without a pilot, and violets are ble, roses are red, daises are yellow the flowers are dead LOL
amyleeangel on July 18th, 2008 wrote:

hi

i boarded a plane without a pilot, and violets are blue, roses are red, daises are yellow the flowers are dead LOL
bear princess on July 27th, 2008 wrote:

thos jokes are funny
katie on August 14th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock whos there anita pee anita pee who i really anita pee
CHELSEACHOCK on August 14th, 2008 wrote:

HA HA REALLY NOT MY TYPE OF JOKE BUT MABEY FOR SOMEONE ELSE
lilybanananas on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

KNOK KNOK NOTHING BYBY
Mel on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

is any one there
Mel on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

hheelloo
HannahBananah on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

i’m there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HannahBananah on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

r u here?????????????
HannahBananah on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

cya!
Georgia on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

is that tamsym lewis replying to beanie kid or someone else omg beanie master your jokes are sooooooooooooooooooo funny i wish i had made them up!!! LOL
Tamsyn Taylor ( Tim-Tam ) on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

na Tamsyn Taylor. ( lmsplit )
Dominique likus on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock who’s there,

chicken! chicken who socks! socks who! chicken in socks
My Friend Tam ROCKS 4 Eva! on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock whos there? knock who put on your socks and jocks
My Friend Tam ROCKS 4 Eva! on August 15th, 2008 wrote:

lets go back 2 april arrivals
teleah manning on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

Q;why did taffie the pony sleep with a ruler

A;to measure how long she slept

hahahahaha
Tamsyn Taylor on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

(*Shakes head and laughs*)
My Friend Tam ROCKS 4 Eva! on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

hey tam guess wat?i got goldie 26 cm goldie in box wiv a certificate i was so excited.
Tamsyn on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

OMG!!!!!!!!! did u??!?! i want 1, but i got lucky dips instead
Madison on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

knock knock!
Who’s there?
Icy!
Icy who?
Icy your underwear!

DO you like my joke?

I’m your #1 fan!
Thomas Town 101 on August 16th, 2008 wrote:

i got it 2day
jackwd on August 19th, 2008 wrote:

hello and actually these are not really funny at all
Lucy on August 20th, 2008 wrote:

Thats not a very nice thing to say! Jackwd
Jessica on August 20th, 2008 wrote:

Good one BM!
Jessica on August 20th, 2008 wrote:
Tamsyn on August 22nd, 2008 wrote:

i’m leaving this blog and NEVER comin bak, only 2 talk 2 Dan, cya evry1, BH, Rach, and evry1 else, that will tak long time 2 write. u were all good friends, but i cant come back, it would make me cry 2 see all those coments.

cya only on 4um,

Tam ( lmsplit, Tannis, Tim-Tam, Tamsyn ) i still like u Tom, even tho u dont like me. if u eva read this u probaly wont get an answer, coz ill be gone.

bye
bubbles on August 26th, 2008 wrote:

Y is no 1 on the blog
Brielle on August 26th, 2008 wrote:

i am..
kelly on August 26th, 2008 wrote:

im on
ToMo RoCkS 103 on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

130
Maddy Stewart on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

is that tamsyn
Tasmyn on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

im here
Tamsyn on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

im here thats not me that girl
Maddy Stewart on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

hah
Maddy Stewart on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

any1 have msn
Maddy Stewart on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

any1
Tamsyn on August 28th, 2008 wrote:

Tasmyn on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

im here

Tamsyn on August 27th, 2008 wrote:

im here thats not me that girl

________________________________

WHOEVER IS IMPERSINATING ME SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! IT ISNT ME AND IF U CONTINUE, I AM TELLING THE MODERATERS AND BM, AND THEY CAN TRACK U DOWN, COZ BM AND THEM KNOW UR EMAIL ADRESS.

SO SHUT UP! MREAN IT!!!!!!!
Emily on August 28th, 2008 wrote:

i love the dozen one
kaylee on September 3rd, 2008 wrote:

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
BOO
BOO WHO?
OH PLEASE DONT CRY
emily on September 3rd, 2008 wrote:

nok nok
wos there?
…….
emily on September 3rd, 2008 wrote:

i mean nok nok
wos there?
nowone
nowone wo?
……………..(stay silent):)
emily on September 3rd, 2008 wrote:

any1 here????????????????????????????????????????????????????
emily on September 3rd, 2008 wrote:

bi
bejo12 on September 4th, 2008 wrote:

144th comment. they are awesome
BKs Rock on September 6th, 2008 wrote:

Hey,I have a BIIIG Knock Knock book if you want I can get it out & tell you some!
sarah on September 6th, 2008 wrote:

hi
BKs Rock on September 6th, 2008 wrote:

Who wants me to get out my Knock Knock Joke book do you want me to Boffin,Miss Beanie or Beanie Master?

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