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Book of Goat.
Hay guys!
This is just a whole lot of my short storys :]
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Rebel.
im a rebel.
i feel so bad.
i did a bad thing.
what will i do.
i did the wrong thing.
i will get in trouble.
i lied.
because im a rebel.
guess what i did.
its so bad.
only a real rebel would do it.
i watch a PG movie without Parental Guidance.
omigosh.
WHAT.A.REBEL.
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Pizza.
I walked into a shop and sat down.
I sat down and waited for a waiter.
Then a waiter came.
'I would like some pizza please'
'Uhm, we dont sell pizza' said the waiter
'WHAT?!?!?' I screamed 'WHAt KINDA PLACE DOESNT SELL PIZZA!'
i ran out, looked back at the place, and then i realised i was it was K-Mart.
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goat land.
there was a land of goats.
and the only things on the land were goats.
and pie.
the goats liked the pie.
pie was yummy for goats.
except one goat.
he hated pie.
he didnt know what to eat.
because he may starve.
so he bought a boat and went to live in russia.
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Haiku.
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
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The Boy of LOL.
'Hey how are you!" I asked Lachlan
"LOL" he said
"Cool."
The next day in class.
"What is 6+7 Lachlan?" The teacher said.
"LOL"
*sighhh*
It had been 3 weeks since school started and all this boy said was simply "LOL"
Here are some examples;
'Would you like fries with that?"
''Lol"
"Whats you name"
"LOL"
"Yesterday, my dog passed away"
"LOL"
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The school tried so hard to get him to say something else, until Mrs James finally said.
"ENOUGH! Lachlan, you must say another word other than 'LOL' or you will be suspended!"
And he said...
"ROFL"
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The Girl of IDK. [The Saga of the Boy of LOL]
I walked up to a girl in the playground who looking kind of puzzled.
"What does 'IDK' mean?" She said.
"I Dont Know" I said and walked away.
This girl asked this question all day. It was simply the only thing she said.
"What does 'IDK' mean?" She asked
"I Dont Know! A boy said
"What does 'IDK' mean?" She asked Lachlan
"LOL" He said and walked away.
She continued this for ages until I finally ran up to her and said
"IDK MEANS I DONT KNOW! 'I' 'D'ont! 'K'now!" I sort of screamed at her.
"Oh," She said quietly "LOL" and skipped away.
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Watermelon.
I once was hungry.
So i bought a watermelon.
I opened the watermelon
and found an orange in the middle
A few days later the orange opened up
and there was a monkey in there'
I like this monkey
I named him steve
We are friends.
But he doesnt like porridge.
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Bob & Jay.
One day Bob the Pineapple and Jay the Watermelon went on a walk.
Then, Jay started running [shooosh. i kno watermelons cant run]
Then Jay fell off a cliff.
Bob then gasped, and rolled towards the cliff, but his pineapple spikes got him stuck on a tree.
Then Lady Gaga came and rescued them both.
The End.
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The Taco.
One day I was walking to school when i saw a Taco on the ground. I picked it up and kept on walking.
The sun started shining on me, so i said
'I wish for it to cool down'
2 seconds later, the Taco started vibrating, then it started to snow.
I was confuzzled.
I then was really cold so I said, I want it to be raining.
The Taco then vibrated and it started to rain.
I gasped
A MAGIC TACO.
I took the taco home to my family, and my dad picked it up, ate the taco, and walked away.
There was no more Magic Taco.
The end.
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 03:12:39 PM » |
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Wooop
I like goats and short stories!
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 03:13:03 PM » |
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 x.if only you saw what i could see.x x.my favourite girl.x march.1st.1994. |
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LauraKeet
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 03:18:10 PM » |
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Wooop
I like goats and short stories!
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xP glad you like them :] |
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2010, 03:23:43 PM » |
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xP
glad you like them :]
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x.if only you saw what i could see.x x.my favourite girl.x march.1st.1994. |
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LauraKeet
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 08:13:19 AM » |
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Bucky
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 11:33:33 AM » |
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i wouldn't pck up a taco off the ground you know... you dunno where its been...
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2010, 06:01:16 PM » |
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Isn't there a poll option for like dem all?
Cuz I like dem all.
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LauraKeet
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2010, 09:36:42 AM » |
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i wouldn't pck up a taco off the ground you know... you dunno where its been...
Ahaha, same. But its a story :3 Oh my gosh love them all!
Haha, thanks :] Isn't there a poll option for like dem all?
Cuz I like dem all.
Haha, actually, i should make that an option ayye. okey dokey artichokey, one new poll option coming up :] |
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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2010, 11:37:16 AM » |
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I like dem all.
WRITE MORE!
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2010, 12:23:13 PM » |
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you should write more
I like dem all.
WRITE MORE!
Hahahaha, I dont have any more ideas atm. :p |
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« Reply #14 on: July 12, 2010, 01:03:55 PM » |
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awesome stories. omg how dumb can i get, every time i see a poll i have trouble picking just one, then i vote, then i realise you can vote for more than one or all of them.  |
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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 12:51:39 PM » |
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awesome stories. omg how dumb can i get, every time i see a poll i have trouble picking just one, then i vote, then i realise you can vote for more than one or all of them. haha thanks :] LOL (: |
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« Reply #16 on: August 09, 2010, 08:12:58 AM » |
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More! I love it!
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« Reply #17 on: August 09, 2010, 03:21:23 PM » |
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 You made me smile.
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2010, 03:32:49 PM » |
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I loveeeeeee them alllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
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LauraKeet
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 07:55:56 AM » |
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More! I love it!
ahaha, i will add more when i think of some xD You made me smile. naww ♥ yourr amazing simone (: I loveeeeeee them alllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2010, 08:11:19 PM » |
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Hehehe they're cool as  |
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"Don't worry, I'll be there, just like every other time."
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2010, 08:13:59 PM » |
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LAURRAAAAWWWRRBOOOFHMMMMF !
you are an amazing short story write they are so funny.
i love them all <3
i laughed at all of them.
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2010, 08:33:33 PM » |
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they're awesome.
thats funny that girl because you said "i don't know" she thought you didn't know... lolz
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