Okay, me newest story.
It will be a bit of, romance, comedy (of course) and.... revenge
So here goes.
© The Diary of a Banana... Um, I mean me!
1. Banana
Don’t you hate it in stories, when the main person doesn’t get the guy? Um, well then, you probably won’t like this story maybe. “BANANA!” okay, that was either my best friend shouting out my nickname, or her climbing a tree. No, it was neither; she just tripped over a banana and flipped really high into the sky. Let’s hope no one from school recorded that. “Jade?” no reply, “JADE!” well that would usually works. “Zippy, Zoo Zoo, The chickens in the fridge” she’s fine, she just needed a boost in confidence. “Up you get” she was really cold, too cold, OMG SHE’S A VAMPIRE!!! No, it’s just that it’s winter here. “I came to walk you to school” she pulled herself to her feet, dusting of imaginary dust. She can pretend nothing has actually happened, amazing. “Are fruit-loops and cloudy coming?” Yeah, so if you have no idea what I’m talking about, I suggest you turn to page, 89, NO! Actually don’t go, I was just joking. Fruit-loops is Jamie, she isn’t as crazy as Jade, but just as crazy as the rest of us. She has...okay I really don’t want to go into too much detail, but she has big brown googly eyes, has brown and blond hair and is a girly girl. Cloudy is Macey, she can sort of do a rain dance to make it rain, freaky. Yeah so she has dark black hair and is a tom-boy, she is just as crazy as Jamie. Jade is well Jade, she likes to come up with weird words and stuff; she always walks to my house, coz she thinks I’m not capable of walking to school by myself. Just think, Alice Cullen, but much more crazy. Banana is me; don’t ask about the nickname, I have blond hair and blue eyes, that’s all I’m telling you so far so, KEEP READING! “Tia?” oh, someone actually used my real name for once, oh, that’s just Jade. She was waving her hand franticly in front of my face. “Yeah?” she jumped back a bit, “were going to be late” she put her hands on her hips like an annoyed 5 year old in Coles who didn’t get the thing they wanted. “Yep” we walked to school, not in a rush or anything, just slowly. Cloudy and Fruit-Loops were at the gate waiting, what good friends they are. “Do you have any idea how late we are?” Jamie was annoyed, as usual; it was a routine to be late for school. “Oh come on Fruit-Loops, don’t be a goody two shoes” Macey punched Jamie’s arm lightly, “Hey, well at least if we get another detention we won’t have to see the green goblin” Jade tried to cheer things up. The Green Goblin, (well that’s her nickname that Jade gave her, don’t tell her that it’s her nickname) aka Polly Simpson, it all started in grade 2 with my pencil case. I brought this really awesome pencil case, everyone wanted to have a look at it, then TGG (the green goblin) walks in with this super doper awesome pencil case. Ever since then, she has done everything that I’ve done well, better. The worst thing is, she’s officially dating the crush of my life. Wait, that doesn’t make any sense, Oh well. “Ha-ha” Jamie surprised us all when she actually laughed out loud, “Jamie? Are you feeling okay?” Macey put her hand on her fore-head. “DING A LING!” oh man, the bell broke my train of thought. “Let’s go get ourselves a detention” Fruit-Loops is now officially fruit-loops. “Fruit-Loops, that was the first bell” I pointed out, “there is no way we can get a detention now” Jade looked a bit disappointed, “Well, there’s always next time” Macey patted Jamie on the back. Yeah, so that’s the start, four friends walking into school.
