mickeykins
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« on: August 22, 2010, 09:37:14 AM » |
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hey everybody this is a funny remake of the deathly Hallows so yeah
Parry ran and ran, he was so close. Hurry, hurry said a voice in his head. He flew open the door and sat on the toilet. Ah that's better thought Parry. He burst out the door. He was ready to find horcruxes.
He flew to his room to see Won Reasley and Germione Hanger snooging.
" Get a room you two." said Parry disgusted.
"it was vacant 'till you shoved your fat head in, Fatty!" snarled Won.
"It's a medical issue." said Parry, flabbergasted.
"People! You're giving me a headache." said Germione drowsy.
When he got downstairs, he found his aunt and uncle and cousin, the Mursleys, at the door.
"Parry, you can't go! We love you too much!" cried his aunt Petrunia.
Parry hit her with a baseball bat. Then he hit the rest and stepped out the door, Won and Germione following.
When they went out the door they found Bagrid looking through his front window. Parry sighed.
"Bagrid, you oaf, stop stalking me. You're weird."
Bagrid cried "Oh no you didn't!" doing the snapping thing and rolling his head. "You're such a weirdist, Parry."
Parry kept on walking. He heard the clip clop of high heels. He turned around to see Bagrid wearing a pair of shiny red heels that clashed horribly with his hairy legs. "Bagrid," said Parry, "High heels? Really?"
"Duh! It's the most hottest thing out!" cried Bagrid happily.
Parry rolled his eyes, "No I am. I'm the Chosen One, so HA!"
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2010, 12:22:26 PM » |
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Go Michaela!
I laugh this story. (That's meant to be a joke get it, laugh, love?)
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2010, 12:28:12 PM » |
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Rofl..awesome. Bagrid in heels  |
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♥With my hands on your waist while we dance in the moonlight♥
'That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.'
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2010, 12:37:42 PM » |
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LOL
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2010, 01:26:52 PM » |
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Lol
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My new account is abby28700. I have changed accounts for a reason I don't want to share. So pleae do not PM me on this account but on my new account.
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2010, 10:17:37 PM » |
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omg thats awesumm!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2010, 10:47:09 PM » |
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lol
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mickeykins
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2010, 05:18:16 PM » |
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Parry jogged in a random direction
"do you know where you're going" grumbled won.
" No, but I have a hunch" replied Parry confident
" Can we stop for ice cream?" asked Bagrid, "I heart cookies and cream Parry, hint, hint!"
Parry stared wondering why he brought Bagrid with him and suddenly the ghasty picture of Bagirds high-heels flashed in his mind and for some reason he thought of Paris Hilton. Parry shuddered.
Germione had said nothing since they had left. Parry guessed she was tierd. The wimp.
There was a rustleing in the bushes. Parrys party stopped. Won approched the bush slowly. Then all of a sudden Minnie Realsey (ginny peoples) flung herself out of the bush.
Won doged her and she and Parry crashed. Parry looked up. Minnie was the most beautifullest girl in the whole world and had always been taken with Parry and tried to give him hints but Parry was too dumb to notice her.
The truth was Minnie was following him all along and planned to jump out and surprize him
" maybe he'll notice" she had thought
But parry shoved her off.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2010, 05:20:11 PM » |
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Haha Awesome.
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"Don't worry, I'll be there, just like every other time."
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2010, 04:56:00 PM » |
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LOL, but poor Minnie.
Keep writing Michaela!
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ive fallen for your eyes but they dont know me yet. |
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2010, 06:47:04 PM » |
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thats really funny  good job (: |
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mickeykins
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2010, 08:06:58 AM » |
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all of a sudden there came a rumbling above them. But Parry, being Parry thought it was Won
" Ah Won!, "He yelled " Plug it in man!"
Minnie screamed and pointed to the sky. Parry looked up. Only to find the porter of the kleenex ( you guess)
right above them in a flying bicycle.
"da da da dada da da dada dada da" sang won and Minnie's dad Warthur Reasley .
" our rides here, finnaly" said Bagrid
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2010, 10:20:39 PM » |
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Haha Awesomee
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"Don't worry, I'll be there, just like every other time."
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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2010, 10:48:37 PM » |
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LOL
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 x.if only you saw what i could see.x x.my favourite girl.x march.1st.1994. |
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« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2010, 10:50:19 PM » |
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lol funny XD |
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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2010, 04:13:08 PM » |
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lol
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ThE wAnTeD <3 |
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« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2010, 05:38:32 PM » |
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omg this story is the best!!!
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mickeykins
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« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2010, 03:38:18 PM » |
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The flying bike carrying Won and Minnies dad landed at the ground
"sup, Parry i'm here to take you all to the Porter of the Klennex headquaters"
Parry noticed he didn't point to Bagrid. Finnally they could get rid of that high-heel wearing fool! The bike rider and now fabuloso theme song singer herded everyone but Bagrid on the bike that had now sprung extra seats.
" Parry a bit of a word" wispered the driver beckoning him over to a nearby tree where they didn't notice Bagrid was." I was just wondering if you wanted to take your boyfriend" he said looking like he was trying hard not to laugh.
"What boyfriend?" asked Parry
" What I thought Bagrid was your boyfriend?" he said confused "At least thats what Bagrid said."
Parry looked over at Bagrid who grinned bashfully.
" sorry Parry you're just so handsome!"
He thought about punching him but decided they would take him along so that he could at least freak out or hit on son death eaters they ran into. So they shuffleds into the bike, Bagrid needing 2 seats and flew off .
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« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2010, 01:39:54 PM » |
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Rofl,that story is hilarious!
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♥With my hands on your waist while we dance in the moonlight♥
'That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.'
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« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2010, 06:31:55 PM » |
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Haha Awesome!
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"Don't worry, I'll be there, just like every other time."
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« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2010, 07:29:39 PM » |
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this is awesome!!!  |
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 RIP Jordan and Donna Rice ♥ Forever in our hearts ♥ |
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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2010, 03:01:37 PM » |
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hahaha funny as
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2010, 04:48:17 PM » |
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ROFL FUNNY!!!
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Moved on.
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